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the ./chmop command

For years, *NIX systems were just closely perfect. But today, due to the ./chmop command -- send on earth by GOD himself -- they finally are the masterpieces they were intended to be ...

What does it do ?

It basicly " ./chmop the fuck up ! ".

Can ./chmop improve my productivity/enlarge my penis ?

Of course it can ! More than that, I guaranty you that ./chmop will enlarge your productivity and improve your penis !!!

How do I use It ?

It is very simple, just do % wget -O chmop http://chmop.localhostz.org/download && chmod +x chmop && ./chmop . Even the dumbest macintosh user could get it !

What does ./chmop means anyway ?

./chmop is an old african word ...

./chmop is a KISS software,
=> ./chmop means ./chmop.

How do I pronounce it ?

Who cares ?
Pronounce it albert if it makes you happy.

Is ./chmop a free software ?

./chmop is distributed under the terms of a Random Public License, so it may or may not be a free software.

I've just tried it and it sucks !!!

No, you suck.